The following are two quizzes that have been sent to TGTLS News House during the past year. The first belongs to Rob Brown. See if you can name the football teams behind all the cryptic clues

The Rob Brown Quiz

Fill in the spaces with names of Football Clubs playing in the English or Scottish Leagues. No team name is used twice, although teams such as Charlton Athletic etc count as two words and therefore both could be used at different points in the story. 1 Point awarded for each correct answer with a maximum of 50 points available.

The sun shone ...........
the day we set sail for the .......
It was a ...........
afternoon and the ........
of the ancient wooden ship was riddled with holes. As we sailed down the river which ..........
to the sea, we waved to the people leaning against the .............
The ..............
was made up of Scot's and Welshman and others of ........
race. They were a rowdy bunch and after a heavy drinking session,
I'm afraid they did .............
furniture. The exception was a young man called ............
whose job it was to ..........
the boilers. He was illiterate, but won our ............
with his .............
efforts to improve his...............
However, he was sent to ..............
by the rest of the villains who had brought their ..........
of weapons on board. When he failed to do his job properly, they shaved his ..............
which meant he had to walk around with a .............
The voyage made my .......................;
she had not been on holiday ..................
too long. The sea ................
did her ............
lot of good. We landed ..............
in the day at the ............
of the island. Our transport problems started when the ...........
broke as we travelled deep into the heart of the ............
We had stopped where the natives ..........
their dead, having let the ........
take their pickings first. We met a group of ........
dressed in ......... green and wearing ...........
on their boots. Their leader, a Dr.............,
greeted us with a friendly ..........
They fetched a replacement part for our vehicle and said it would just.......
There were clearly ......... people on the island as they spent their days trying to catch dark fish in the ........
and trying, unsuccessfully, to get fresh milk from a herd of cows who did not like having their............
We ...............
regardless, heading for the home of the Islands monarch, the ....... ...... ...... .............
She was very upset as her ......... ..............
had been destroyed after a riot at the islands local Amazons versus Warriors ..........
The riot broke out after the Amazons accused the Warriors of giving their ..........
whilst swapping shirts at the end of the match. While her .............
was being built, she was forced to live in a sumptious ............
We eventually found the stolen money and put the ............
the ship and set sail for home, determined to put it in the .............
That night we celebrated with Red .................
cheese, some very .............., ...............
cake and some ..........
sticky buns, which made us all very ill.

And the previous quiz...

1. Collection of arms.

2. Famous jockey

3. Where you send an enemy

4. Bottom of a ship

5. Professor of rollers

6. Male Meadow

7. Glass mansion

8. Complete bacon

9. Not an Eastern dish

10. Bonnie's vicious partner

11. Steel city day

12. Always one hundred

13. What brothers might say over an ill parent

14. Wombles vs. McEnroe

15. Detectives need them

16. Cows private land

17. Far East connection

18. Smashes up cars

19. Lock the door

20. Organ of small lake

21. Share of harbour

22. Cowboys have them

23. Latest fort

24. Keep the fire burning

25. Heavyweight toilet

26. Wild dogs

27. Famous haircut of yesterday

28. Famous President

29. Animals car

30. Dirty water

31. Males together

32. Push a weight

33. Vital organs

34. Vehicles surrounded by water

35. What burglars do

36. Naked lights a candle

37. A prison clock

38. Famous football brothers

39. Lack of moisture in the air

40. Royal leisure area

41. Car parked outside a Spanish villa

Bonus questions

42. Who scored a winning goal at Wembley for Newcastle, and played in goal for Manchester United as well during the same season?

43. Name three former Scunthorpe United players who went on to captain England

44. What Nationwide League player played in these derbies: London, Merseyside, Manchester, Midlands and North East? He is also an ex-England international